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Doing My Own Thing, in my own way, in my own little world. I have a tendency to make and break my own rules ... occasionally breaking an ego or two in the process. ~ J.

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Take Me To Church by Hozier

My lover’s got humour
She’s the giggle at a funeral
Knows everybody’s disapproval
I should’ve worshipped her sooner

If the Heavens ever did speak
She is the last true mouthpiece
Every Sunday’s getting more bleak
A fresh poison each week

'We were born sick,' you heard them say it

My church offers no absolution
She tells me, ‘Worship in the bedroom’
The only heaven I’ll be sent to
Is when I’m alone with you

I was born sick,
But I love it
Command me to be well
Amen. Amen. Amen

[Chorus 2x:]
Take me to church
I’ll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I’ll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life

If I’m a pagan of the good times
My lover’s the sunlight
To keep the Goddess on my side
She demands a sacrifice

To drain the whole sea
Get something shiny
Something meaty for the main course
That’s a fine looking high horse
What you got in the stable?
We’ve a lot of starving faithful

That looks tasty
That looks plenty
This is hungry work

[Chorus 2x:]
Take me to church
I’ll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I’ll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life

No masters or kings
When the ritual begins
There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin

In the madness and soil of that sad earthly scene
Only then I am human
Only then I am clean
Amen. Amen. Amen

[Chorus 2x]

The Power of Music.

And people wonder why I love music so much.  It’s such an incredible gift, no matter where you come from or where you are going.

Must see TV: Hilarious GOP Idaho governor's debate makes comic history

And people wonder why I moved from Idaho so quickly after turning 18.  CLICK THAT GIANT LINK UP TOP … you know you need a good laugh.

These two very talented young men just killed it on Britain’s Got Talent.  What a great song about bullying … written from their own personal experiences.

THIS is the kinda shit I love to pull.   And those who know me will understand because I love freaking people out with my clown masks.  I literally just laughed my ass off over this video.  Great job, DM Pranks!

Peter Dinklage Killed It.
Tonight’s episode of Game of Thrones was purely epic … and not so much for the content of the episode, but because Peter Dinklage killed it in that last scene with his acting.  He’s had many important scenes in this series, but I believe the last scene tonight truly captured the amazing skills Dinklage has as an actor.  
Behind the Scenes of Season 4 Episode 6

Peter Dinklage Killed It.

Tonight’s episode of Game of Thrones was purely epic … and not so much for the content of the episode, but because Peter Dinklage killed it in that last scene with his acting.  He’s had many important scenes in this series, but I believe the last scene tonight truly captured the amazing skills Dinklage has as an actor.  

Behind the Scenes of Season 4 Episode 6

Taken from /r/Seattle on Reddit. Titled ‘Intense Show Down with Seattle Police’

Taken from /r/Seattle on Reddit. Titled ‘Intense Show Down with Seattle Police’

I may have a small bit of OCD with all things oral.  I brush and floss more than I should and use a brand new toothbrush each week.  Mouths can be icky places (but so deliciously sinful at other times).

I may have a small bit of OCD with all things oral. I brush and floss more than I should and use a brand new toothbrush each week. Mouths can be icky places (but so deliciously sinful at other times).

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